"Oh my god, does he/she like me??" and "Are these signals??" questions...?

Yeah those questions are right up there in annoyance level with What race am I ? ( if you don't know ask your parents, not me) Am I gay? ( you don't know who you're attracted to, why should I? ) or variations of If you're gay why can't you just find someone who's either a feminine man if you're a , or a masculine woman if you're a guy. ( sorry Bozo, it don't work that way)